What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Can I add pencil on top of my dry brush oil painting? Reason being it's easier to draw darker hair colour. Will pencil lead and oil paint interact and cause something horrible?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

What habits do happy couples have?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can someone living alone in their own apartment reduce the cost of their electric bills?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

What kinds of books should a 19 years old girl read?